The Day Windows Killed Ubuntu
While I am not much into April Fools' Day, what if Canonical was bought out by Microsoft thus forming Microsoft Windows-buntu? Or what if Microsoft paid QuinnStorm to stop developing Beryl? I have begun developing a list of things I would hate to hear on April Fool's Day as it relates to Linux.- Ubuntu and Fedora Merge
- Red Hat Partners With Microsoft
- Microsoft Buys Out Canonical (Ubuntu)
- Windows Vienna (Blackcomb) Renamed To Windows-buntu
- Linus Torvalds Joins Apple
- Linux Kernel 2.8 Released (well, would be nice, but it's not yet time for it)
- AMD Discontinues Linux fglrx Drivers
- GNOME suddenly vanishes
- Quinnstorm faces a barrage of legal issues over Beryl; Beryl dies
- RMS Gives Up On GNU GPL v3
- Red Hat Discontinues Fedora Support
- Google Creates Their Own Linux Distribution -- A Total Flop.
- Gentoo Falls Apart Over Developer Issues
- NVIDIA Legally Attacks Nouveau
In the comments section feel free to continue with Linux things you would hate to hear...
April 1, 2007 in General
Tags: Jokes, Linux, Windows, Ubuntu